dear sinister, it is tuesday, did you know! tuesday is the day before wednesday and wednesday is the day that i get a paycheck for working! when i get a paycheck it goes into my bank account and i buy things like white hoodies for girls with hoods and warmth and dear sinister, i look like a snowflake! a snowflake in a chair that is watching the tv that is the pittsburgh news and the chair is in the apartment that belongs to ree, and dear sinister, we have not written in so long! there are like ten new belle and sebastian albums and they are all ok i guess! they are less for sitting in parks and being poncey and more for sitting in chairs and wearing baseball caps and talking about the super bowl and looking like a snowflake! i am doing two of those things, maybe i should listen to belle and sebastian now! look! look! dear sinister, i am doing it! dear sinister, actually i am listening to annie, not belle and sebastian! oops! dear sinister, i have fifteen minutes? had? that is the limit, correct? it has been six minutes.! what else will i tell you! oh! dear sinister, i am fatter now than i was when i first wrote you. i am still subscribed, though, and oh! oh! fancy francies and dear sinister, are we all growing up? do we have muscles and are we assertive? i put my glasses in a drawer and now i wear contacts but i do not change them because i am hard and eye infections do not frighten me. i do not change them because i am ice cold and i do not care whether i see or whether i am blind and dear sinister, whirl me around and tell me i am pretty; i will do the same for you. dear sinister, whee! you are pretty! dear sinister, love, christiaan. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+