I think I enjoyed John W's Dirty Dream video description a little too much. Here's an idea of mine. It doesn't have Stu and Isobel bonking I'm afraid, but it does have strangely coincidental milk connotations. Here goes: A boy steps out of his door and walks along the street. Then he walks into another house where there is a family eating breakfast. They don't see him because he is dreaming. He sees the bottle of milk on the table and licks his lips. Then he walks out of the back door and ends up on a train. On the train is a businessman, who is standing up and holding a bottle of milk. The boy looks at the milk and his head sways as the bottle does. Then he walks off the train and ends up on one side of a pelican crossing. There are no cars. On the other side is a sexy milk fiend, holding out a bottle of milk enticingly and pouting. He presses the button and reaches out towards the bottle as he waits for the lights to change. But by the time they have the sexy milk fiend has gone. He crosses the road and ends up somewhere else ... you get the general idea. This is a bit like a film I filmed once where I was a sexy milk fiend. I was in a dress, I was in a mess, and I must admit that I quite enjoyed it. Ahh, you might say, this dream is not dirty. Well you wait till the boy catches the fiend and the milk starts flowing. That part's absolute filth. bye Robin +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+