Dear List, I'm disappointed this Petrol-hugging campaign isn't going to turn into a full-on civil war - I was quite looking forward to stocking the attic with Spam and condensed milk, and joining a troop of dancing girls with sequinned bodices to keep the ranks happy. I suppose it wouldn't quite be Blitz 2000 if we were fighting amongst ourselves. Myself and friend Hannah Doll have decided we are Style Fascists.* We are right, and you are wrong, that's the spirit! We are the Plastic Mafia and we're coming atcha. When we get our act together, that is. There are so many things we said we'd do, last summer we were ready to take on the world, these days we just bemoan it. I'm Eighteen in less than a month and I haven' t achieved a single thing, and that's intensely depressing. As we walked over a Motorway bridge in Stevenage to the cinema last night, my boy comments that in the City he sees nothing but opportunity, but out in the Sticks, all he can see is a Full Stop - but he's so wrong, because we're going to get out of here, I'm going to get out of here, and I'm going to show everyone a thing or two, I just have to indulge the system for one more year. The Sugarbabes single is brilliant, buy it! It's a shame they're called the Sugarbabes, really, as I really like the cut of their jib. I empathise with Carey's wrath for the retail trade. Some of you might remember I'm employed in Mrs Moy's (or, as we like to call her, Meanie Moy) Sweet Shop, and have no end of fun overcharging customers and rubbing the names off the reserved magazines. Recently, a man strode into the Sweet Shop and asked for a Map of Bedfordshire and a pint of milk. I mean, really! I'm back by the way. Hello. Erica x *You haven't been contributing to the Sinister Your Slip Is Showing Gallery recently and myself a certain Miss Honey are entirely ashamed of you. Let's get this a go-go. http://welcome.to/houseofscarlet +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+