Dear Sinister, have decent Albert Hall tickets gone *already*? I haven't got mine. I admit, the thought of sitting behind a pillar/Big Stu a few miles away from the stage after paying a BILLION SQUID for the ticket doesn't seem that great a thought, especially when you consider you could be in a public house drinking ALE for 100% less of the ticket fee... however! I am sure with the time honoured tactic of wrapping a vodka bottle in a condom, swallowing it and carrying it "mule like" through the ticket office would again be a valid solution! I've been reading a book about smuggling Cocaine, (the Spanish for Cocaine is Cocaina, but they say it all funny, co-kaii-EEEEEE-narrr, its ACE, I like Spanish), and it doesn't recommend doing that, it says that often you get caught, and that you can't deny anything if you have a condom full of drugs in your belly. Actually, thats a good point, if they scanned me on the way in, I couldn't exactly say that it was just in the middle of a packet of jelly babies and I didn't notice.
I find some of the new Kings album dull, and some brilliant. And I'd argue that in a lot of ways it is ground breaking.
Who would have thought that Mr. Carter and I would agree? Just the other day I attached a Kings of Convienience album to a pneumatic drill, and terrorised the streets of the Brixton with it. When I dropped it, I drilled a hole right through to the centre of the earth, and scared a few dwarfs down there, who were playing Magic Cards! A ground breaking album indeed, ho ho ho! I've never heard it properly myself, but from what I heard I quite liked. I am FED UP of *quite* liking things! I'll settle for *really loving* the Aislers Set, INVASION OF THE GABBA MEN, Low and the inbuilt songs on VIB RIBBON for the PlayStation. The book was called Snowblind, and it was by Robert Saggard. Possibly. His last name may be wrong. And also his first name. When was the last time you were asked if you were a member of a religion other to your own? Mine was yesterday. It was cool! Yay, 40 minutes till I can go home and play my BASS. Bass is the best instrument of any. Sarah xxx Old Skool Polaroids are great. Click! WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+