Right, it's not fair for a thread to be done and dusted in 24 hours because it doesn't take account of the fact that people who worked a TWELVE HOUR DAY yesterday, then went home to clean the house and pack all their stuff for an imminent move and are absolutely cream-crackered this morning, didn't have time to read a single sinister message yesterday. I'm sorry, OK, but I've just got to add my piece. For all the frighteningly intelligent musings on tautologies and oxymorons, nobody has mentioned the following: - The phrase is 'pure as the driven snow' and 'cold' appears to have been added because an extra syllable was needed to make the line fit the music nicely - Snow is cold, always. It may perhaps be less cold or more cold, but it's certainly never warm, hot or scalding* - Should you stress the y or the second o in Oxymoron? (I favour the o) Oh dear, I was hoping Mark Casarotto was gone for good, but nay, he only left our company for a little over a week. Ah well, at least I can take the piss out of him because he mentioned that he received a nice cheque from http://www.bananalotto.co.uk but omitted one small detail - he won 50 new English pence. It's true, you know. I'd take his claims of gambling prowess with a pinch of salt, if I were you. PF said It will be a good record with
Pamela Berry on it - which is the last definition of a tautology that anyone needs round here
and I'd like to second that, while adding that people who join Ms Berry in her musical endeavours aren't too bad either. Honestly, the youth of today! Pyromania, bouze, miraculous ungayings, blood, spunk, pish, shite, nipples, tongs and raw meat all in one night? And I bet you stayed up past your bedtime too, Miss Jenowl. Shameful. Keith M said someone needed to reclaim
velocity girl's glory from the disaster that was the band that stole the name.
But I think our own Velocity Girl has done a very good job of that. Well done for organising the next picnic on the 27th, Vel. This is most fortuitous because (a) I will be able to make it and (b) it is on Sinister's 3rd birthday and (c) it is on the first anniversary of me getting a voice on the list. Those of you that can make it, I'll see you there - as always, I'll be the one with a big bottle of gin. Those of you that are further flung and won't be there, pull on your red knickers to celebrate our birthday and flash them about as much as possible. Go on, make Honey blush. That's all I'm writing for now because all my drudgery at home and at work has turned my brain into a gigantic frazzle. Literally. But I suppose it might come in handy as a mid-afternoon snack. Juicy Lucy *sorry for stating the bleeding obvious there. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Send instant messages & get email alerts with Yahoo! Messenger. http://im.yahoo.com/ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+