Hello, I am going back to nottingham tomorrow, grate! Bye bye Grey MK! I can't wait, it would also help if I have started packing too, but, I, er haven't.. hmm. carle groom said: "i suspect you've forgotten the one spot at which all gents whistle like a flock of songbirds: the gents; aka, the public urinal." Yes, but such whistling is nothing compared to the magical sound that comes out of the cubicles.. During my time at work I have spent a lot of time taking "natural breaks" in the loo, which at the start seems like an ideal way of earning extortionate wages. What I didn't know is that it comes at a price.. the kind of chilling, shivering wails of the mixture of pain and relief that comes from the other cubicles when they're performing their natural duties simply drives you insane. I am always left mentally disturbed everytime I walk out of the toilet. I do apologise if you are eating whilst reading this mail... esp if it is chocolate cream cake. then he said: "seems to have something to do with the plumbing. (please feel free to create any double/triple entendres you may like from this. i prefer being the straight banana--more or less. which also leads to even more innuendo.)" Which leads to more shocking things that I've discovered from other cubicles, but I'm not discussing it here. Slightly less grim topic now I guess... jonny five said: "i did go tooffbeat. sorry if you wore B&S clothing (yes you in the black and white IYFS t-shirt) and i didn't dare speak to you. i was too busy admiring people dancing to the state i am in (diagrams available on request)" I was of course one of the dancing queens on the dance floor, making all the kool movez, it was a shame that no one has taken up my offer to start a "slow-mo-mosh" in time to the music, I'm sure it would have been so grate and put all metallers to shame. So I only restricted myself to doing a couple of head bangs.. I didn't dare do the air trumpet. And yes, offbeat was g!r!o!o!v!y! Thank you stoo too for letting me kip on your floor/pokimon colony. :-) I have been drinking sooooooooooooooooo much vodka and red bull this week, but not too much, mind you, because you can never have too much red bull. slow moshes and red bulls! Ken ====================================================================== Troubles come and troubles go, the troubles that we used to know will stay with us till we get old, will stay with us til somebody decides to go.... - Belle & Sebastian +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+