Hello! I'm after some advice from the literary crowd out there. I've been asked to do a reading at a friends wedding, and I was hoping somebody out there in sinisterland had any suggestions as I know more about pottery than poetry. I'd like something a bit different to the regular wedding poems, but still suitable. Oh, and short-ish as I'll be crapping my pants and I don't want to be there long. If you could mail me directly and type out the poem I would be eternally grateful. If not, an idea of where I could find it. I believe Mr. Stevie Trousers may be able to help me here??? Where's that parrot buggered off to now anyway? They're never there when you need them. Whilst I'm here....Molly recommended Tom Robbins' "Another Roadside Attraction". I definitely second this, but my favourite by him is "Still Life With Woodpecker". It celebrates smokers and red-heads and I'm both. All his books are great except "Half asleep in frog pajamas", which I think is pap. And "Skinny legs and all" as I've never read it, so I don't know. Big Stu wote: Oh, and could the one person who has voted 12 times for Trousers please stop now? I promise it wasn't me in an attempt to obtain advice through flattery. Thanks & goodbye Paul xx +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+