Though I keep getting told by those who do know me that I look like the bass player from the Aislers Set, especially my smile.
/me watches Laura Llew's crush votes go sky high. Oh dear, LLl, didn't you know that half the male population of London (Sinisterines, at least) have serious crusheroonies on that girl? Sally and I think she bears remarkable resemblance to 'British Television's Perkiest Presenter', Anthea Turner http://www.anthusiast.freeserve.co.uk/ but it doesn't seem to make any difference. The crusheroonies have struck and there's nothing to be done. LLl, do you look like Anthea Turner? I understand that if you do, this has no bearing on your character. AS bass girl does have a lovely smile though (as does Anthea, of course), as we witnessed at Pow to the People on Saturday afternoon. Also playing were The Tyde, who bear remarkable resemblance to 'Shit Dad Rockers', Ocean Colour Scene http://www.homestead.com/thewastedyouth/hate.html and a whole load of bands I was too busy drinking alkyhol and scoffing pot noodles to watch. Alkyhol and noodles... gosh, this weekend bore remarkable resemblance to ATP, 'Where Our Chalet ROCKED' (no url for this one, but it is true nonetheless) especially as I met Robin for the first time at ATP and Peetsketchsteve for the first time on Saturday. Wahey! This paragraph is long enough. Time to hit the return key... Robin's child/old man conversation reminded me of this: I was a terrible eavesdropper on Saturday. I went downstairs to relieve myself of the Stella that had somehow managed to collect in my stomach (how on earth did it get there?!) and was happily enthroned when I heard the following conversation emanating from the next cubicle: Girl One: I'm really not sure this is a good idea... Girl Two: But I want to prove to you that I can! Girl One: Listen, I'm ten years older than you, I don't think we should... Girl Two: But I can act ten years older, just let me show you! *****ten seconds of silence***** Girl Two: This really isn't a good idea... Girl One: But I want to... *****further ten seconds of silence***** &c. Well, as you can imagine, I got out of there sharpish, wanting to give the naughty pair some space and to save my blushes, obviously. Needless to say, the gentlemen I related this tale to upon my return to the bar were extremely interested, for purely anthropological reasons, of course. Yay, first picnic of the season! Steve, I think the first one is at Primrose Hill, so we can justify having the one in June for Martin's buffday in Greenwich. Is that right? Anyone? Anyone? D-O-O Economics &c. I'm getting all excited already, even though it's not for another two and a bit weeks. Mmm, bouze. I've been doing it a bit much lately and I thought of giving up for a while (now, that's a sign of ageing if ever I saw one) but I can't find a whole month without any picnics or parties going on so I'll just have to keep getting drunk. What a shame. Speaking of incorrigible drunks, I hear Scotland may be quite well represented at the picnic. York people, why don't you come too instead of having your own picnic. If people can come from Glasgow and Greece, can't you? Go on... Oh, I've just remembered another drunken tale of woe. At Sally's Best Sinister Party for Months, I displayed my unique (at least amongst the people I know) ability to stick out my tummy and make myself look pregnant. It's a difficult thing to pull off, as you mustn't arch your back in the process - that's the biggest giveaway to fake pregnancies, don't you think? Anyway, I think everyone was suitably impressed, so I then confessed that sometimes, when the train is particularly sardinish, I stick my tummy out to make myself look pregnant and wait for somebody to offer me their seat. Am I cruel, evil and bad? I don't let old folks or real pregnant women stand up for me though. That would just be too cruel, evil and bad. Juicy Lucy ===== We're going out! http://www.groups.yahoo.com/group/london-indie ____________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+