Dear all, Ooh, you dun'alf moooaan. But all that was put into perspective by Kevan Cooke's disgraceful opining, repeated verbatim below... If I can liken Basingstoke to a lump of shit, and I think I can, if you were to put a sprig of holly on a steaming turd would people stop and say "ahh, how Christmassy"? I don't think so. I hope lumps of shit everywhere get together and bring a class action in the civil courts against Mr Cooke for his appalling slander. He should realise by now that Basingstoke is, in fact, to be likened to the deepest, darkest pit of hell during half-term, when all the devil-teens are on holiday giving birth to devil-babies and ALL WAITING FOR THE SAME BUS AS ME! and preventing me from listening to Stuart in peace. I don't know if anyone's said anything about a wee interview with Richard Colburn in November's Raygun, so I thought I'd bring it all to your loving attention. It doesn't say much, really, but it has given me my idea for getting into the band. All I have to do is bump into a band member, contrive a conversation which ends with me saying "well, yes actually, I can play the glockonspiel", and quicker than I can put on my Arab Strap, I'm an honorary member. In my seedy player : Peter Stringfellow Neil xx +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+