Hey folks, Following a personal silence of several aeons this afternoon I felt strangely compelled to share some of the random gibberish currently cluttering up my tired little mind. ***B&S Content*** B&S's infiltration of the mainstream continues apace. Following on from their appearance on Roswell (which I never saw, I find the whole genre of American teen TV highly disconcerting; these kids are far too well-scrubbed and attractive and mature(not to mention verbose. My vocabulary at the age of fourteen consisted of a series of embarrassed stammers and grunts) unless the whole of the U.S. has an entirely zit-free adolesence, (which I guess is possible) they lack even the slightest relation to real life (I had a memorable falling out with an ex-girlfriend (and Dawson's Creek fan) over this)), B&S cropped up on Brookside (of all places) the other night (Note: For those of you not in the know "Brookie" is an admirably absurd soap opera set in Liverpool.) During a typical soap opera dinner party Jacqui Dixon (upwardly mobile twenty-something, jilted at altar, sold child for cash) was heard to describe Belle and Sebastian as "crap programme, great band" (or words to that effect) more alarmingly yet "The Boy With The Arab Strap" was audible in the background (although it was subsequently replaced by "Love is All Around" by Wet Wet Wet. Take from that what you will). ***More Close Encounters of the B&S Kind*** As if that wasn't peculiar enough, I recently sighted B&S posters on the wall at an incredibly strange, druggy party in Aberdeen, where I was repeatedly accosted by a very excitable Frenchman, an ageing hippy and a guy who was trying to organise Aberdeen's first Lesbian, Gay and Bisexual football team (they were the only three people there still capable of speech). In the background the DJ was playing Alice Deejay. The joys of living in a (relative) backwater. ***Wantin' Yer Ba's Bootit?*** I've been quite shocked/amused by the reaction of various listees to the West of Scotland's ned problem, (re. Jen getting whacked in the head). They're pretty much endemic to the area (I should know, I'm from Hamilton, and hence inevitably have occaisionally been subjected to acts of "nedism") and they would actually be funny if they weren't such evil wee shites. For example, my all time favourite piece of ned dialogue: (Scene: Ned in standard uniform (Greasy hair, Kappa tracky ("Pure mintit, chief"), Rangers or Celtic shirt (delete where applicable), is attempting to extort cash from unfortunate victim. Cue Brave interloper: Brave interloper: "Leave him alone!" Ned (threateningly (and in all seriousness), to Brave Interloper): "Wantin me tae leave YOU alane?" I guess you had to be there at the time. Cheers, Iain McG. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+