Hello, Sinister. I was given a voice the other day, for about the third time now. I hadn't posted yet, for reasons much the same as the ones GEA outlined recently. In the past few weeks I've not been online, I've not been in #sinister, because I've been spending time away from my computer. Those of you who remember your Tigermilk lyrics will remember how to work out *where*. (I once dreamed up a Grand Project to document all the differences between recorded and published lyrics in B&S songs. Unfortunately I started with Tigermilk, which has such vast differences between the recorded and published lyrics - one song, I forget which, even has its verses published in the wrong order - that I gave up) As I'm nominally posting for the first time (despite not really), I should, I suppose, introduce myself. Hello. I'm FP. Nice to meet you. When I'm in a good mood I get compared to "that bloke out of CSI, only younger", even though I look nothing like him. Years ago, when I had long hair, I got compared to "that bloke out of Sodastream, the one with the long hair". When I'm in a *bad* mood I've been compared to Hugh Grant, but it only happened the once and I'm hoping they'd forgotten their glasses. If you actually want to know about me, go down to the bottom of the page and follow the link to the website. I've not even been on *** much - it's called Nu*** now, for those of you not in the know, and is a slight pain. How is *** pronounced anyway? Given that *every* article *anywhere* about the band !!! seemingly has to include "pronounced 'chk chk chk'" in parenthesis or a footnote, even when everyone in the world already either *knows* how to pronounce !!! (because of every single article forementioned etc) or has never heard of the buggers. How do you pronounce ***? My own suggestion is "blat blat blat", but this may lead me open, I suppose, to physical attacks from recently resurrected All Saints fans. (ooh, whips!) The other day I drove three! hundred! miles! But not for any Interesting Musical reason. It was to meet someone's parents for the first time. They liked me, apparently. "It's a bit soon, isn't it," said Dimitra Daisy (of this parish). "Soon is when you make it. Time is relative," I (also of this parish) would have said, if I was capable of thinking up snappy retorts. Not that that one is particularly good. I knew an alchemist who was bitten by a snappy retort, once. Horrible injuries. Had to take three weeks off work and his temperature every day in case he self-distilled by Sympathetic Action. (that last paragraph there may be a lie) Sympathetic Action: action at a distance. You wound someone with a big sharp knife. They say "ow", or something similar. You sprinkle some Powder Of Sympathy on the *knife*, and the victim, wherever they are, either gets a bit better or goes "ow" again depending on exactly what sort of Powder Of Sympathy you're using. Cunning. (that last paragraph, oddly, was once indeed believed to be true by many, many people) Right, then, I'm off to hum Stars Of Track And Field to myself. Taraa. FP http://www.symbolicforest.com/blog/ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+