have any of you been mauled by birds recently?
when i was four a goose in cannonhill park in birmingham bit my hand and stole my biscuit. it was a very traumatic experience and id rather not talk about it. suffice to say i cant go anywhere near geese now. or birmingham actually, but thats nothing to do with the above event. as for romances on buses, ill use this rather tenuous link to plug my new musical venture. one of the ten songs ive got has a refrain that goes "and the girl on the bus was as pretty as her...". its really quite moving. ive been writing a lot of distinctly lovelorn lyrics recently. must be the april showers. im going to do these songs acoustic, all i need now is a four track studio. and an acoustic guitar. and someone who can play an acoustic guitar... look just forget it. you people. nah, theyre all shameless hefner ripoffs anyway. im concentrating on my other project anyway...BATFINK!!! thats the spunkypunky band im in with my brother. he didnt like the name so i had to write a song called restless natives (theme from batfink) to stop him changing it. cant he see, it works on so many levels... doesnt matter cause ill probably find out theres alreadly some world famous band with that name and ill have to change it anyway. im just waiting for the rest of the band to learn to play then well be top of the hit parade before you know it. i dont need to learn how to play myself, im an artist. im thinking of changing my name to johnny mumble... from tjohn "and i wonder where you and him will be when you see me on the cover of the NME after sellout tours and a string of hits when im snorting cocaine off a supermodels tits" arab strap- gilded +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "nambling pambling rice pudding & crochet holiday camp +-+ +-+ gangwanking whimsy-thon" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+