I took a couple of B&S t-shirts to the charity collection bin for refugees or something. So keep your eyes open, I expect to see them gracing a machine gun brandishing maniac bumping down a dirt track on the back of a lorry soon. Speaking of charity, I've had a great idea for B&S's trip to Brazil. Why don't they adopt a street urchin? It would be great publicity, they could all be filmed disappearing down the street urchin's manhole. It would be like the Clangers on bad acid. Once inside the street urchin's sewerage-infested hidey-hole, they could serenade him with an acoustic singalong version of Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue as he looks on, glassy-eyed with gratitude. Well, it's better than nothing, I haven't seen many other suggestions... I think that 3,6,9 story is the best one Stuart has graced us with so far. I love the way he uses the word "friend" instead of "bird". David, I think Enrique might have been referring to the Spanish edition of Rolling Stone. I'd go and check it out, but it comes with some kind of Planet of the Apes thing sellotaped to the front. Speaking of which, did you know that Planet of the Apes and Bridge on the River Kwai were both written by the same person? And somehow that really impressed me. I wear my clothes because they were in the sales. And I certainly don't wear them in order to attract other people who buy their clothes in the sales. That would be disgusting. Top Gear mentioned Ribena in connection with possible upholstery stains. Sister Disco +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+