Oh Sinister list...let me hold you again! It has been so long. I am being Belle and Sebastian creative again.The last time was in grade 10 (Many a year ago..) with my little claymation-animation love story.I remember it still. Sebastian gave Belle a flower,and she ate it,but it turned out it was a poison flower,so they died in a heap in each others arms. No one saw that though, they all thought my tragic little clay-souls were having sex.Anyways,so we had to do silk-screening; 1st project of the year. How Wonderful,I thought. Now I can do a B&S Fashionable Tee of my own design. And I have done it..4 (!) times over.Oh,why WHY won't it work for me? Tonight will be my last attempt. It's a fun design: dancing girls with knee-high boots,concave midriffs and Flip hair-dos. I am also searching for a new job,and happened to stop by at Lush. You know, that artsy handmade cosmetics place with products that have names like Angels On Bare Skin, Silky Underwear, and Blue Skies. I entered the store,and Belle and Sebastian was playing. (..Chalet Lines,by the way) "Ahhhh,Belle and Sebastian!" says Genevieve, smiling brightly and pointing heavenwards.Salesgirl only nodded at me...so either she's thinking a)She must be an incredibly sweet and interesting person,someone I'd like to hire. I simply must have her! (Now! On the counter!) or b) punk-ass bitch..thinks she's all clever knowing MY band. So in that new Hefner song, Darren sings "Pin me down" Do you think he is wanting his-two-wrists-grasped firmly-by-one hand-pinned-above-his-head? Everyone longs for this. Even Honey,you know.Although she gives the impression of a prim little princess (hands folded neatly in lap,docile eyes) with her crinoline skirt always freshly pressed, she frequents with robust farmhands... Sweetie was talking about boyfriend vs school.Boys come and go,but girl,your education! Grandma always warns me about this. "Now,now..don't let fellas get in the way of schoolwork" But...but... How can you think of term papers,when there is Stuart Murdoch in jodhpurrrrrrs and sinewy thighs (glistening in the moonlight,naturally) yours,yearningly genevieve _________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. Share information about yourself, create your own public profile at http://profiles.msn.com. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+