Alwight me ol chinas? Hope you're all doing well. And also, are you ready boys and girls? Because REPORTING BACK is BACK! Sunday was a day of fun and adventure, as you all know, it was the day of BOWLING WEEKENDER. As the Stakes were high, I prepared myself first by murdering half a cow, and then half a colony of cockroaches before claiming that I was the greatest guitar player in the world (a claim which was to be disproved later). This was before actually BOWLING. Later on at 3:30pm, the crowd gathered outside Finsbury Park bowling centre, where bowling happens. Amongst the crowd were the lovebirds, and a few of those who love birds. We were having a swift pint at the bar when we were approached by "The Field Marshall", that was when bowling begun. Two games of entralling bowling were played, there were moments of skills, and also almost fall-outs, and when we got asked for our "small balls" by the girl next lane, The Field Marshall and The Dappers both had their minds at the gutter, in different ways. At the end Healy's "apathy" bowling style and S(SS)'s "freight train" style pleased the crowd, and they both played a good game, but the Field Marshall emerged victorious (sportingly by only one point so not to belittle the oppositions). Liz was Robbed. Later on, we went all the way to the world's end, and it was scary there. That was when we bumped into no other than DAVID BOWIE! Ziggy himself - who performed several of his hit songs during an Open Mic acoustic set. We listened to him whilst taking revenge in stories and dreaming of the time when we were on stage, and dreaming of horses. You should have seen the state I was in on Monday morning. This bowling event was quite possibly the best thing that has ever happened to sinister so far. It was so good, we went bowling again last night! But that's another story. D I G R E S S Story -> Tales -> Tails -> Bottoms -> Bosoms -> Porn -> Limp Bizkit I used to dislike Limp Bizkit a lot, but I've changed my mind recently after reading a magazine article and it revealed that Fred Durst -- who you'd think is thug of the century -- is actually an avid Harry Potter fan! During an interview, when asked of his opinions of Harry Potter and whether the media hype was getting too much. Fred exclaimed... "NO! Keep Rowling Rowling Rowling Rowling URRGH! Rowling Rowling Rowling!" Thank fuck for that. Ken +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+