i just had to set the record straight: i was never bedded by Gene Simmons. this much i am sure of, and i'm not sure of much. Broadcast are lovely. maybe not as Kewt as stereolab, but who can be? i was thinking, why isn't there a Tiger Beat for sadd people like me. it would have a feature on all the members of stereolab, what kind of ice cream they like and what their starsigns are. an Isobel fashion tips feature in which she tells us her fave do's and don'ts for preserving that WeeBelle style. Pinups of Chan Marshall and Chris Geddes and Sleater-Kinney!! oh the humanity. wouldn't you all buy a mag like that?? See, i made something up like tha t in high school, it was called "BopAlternative" but it was sad, because i was sad then. it had people like Brett anderson and Polly Harvey and Liz Phair. i didn't even like liz phair, i just tho't she ought to be in it. "If Chan were my princess, i would call her "sugar lily" and "buxom flower" and kiss her long fingers in the dark and cry on her shoulder...." for the gentle waves merchandising dept......... jeepster should make hair slides with a little belle's face on them,appropriate. lso, the cartoon of B&S should have them all in japanese school uniforms, fighting cryme and shapeshifting liek sailor moon, cept instead of the cats it would be the dog on wheels. who wouldn't want to see sarah in a little sailor suit! cuteness. I had an idea. a lame idea, but anyway. I have to update the uh Wee World to coincide with the Gender Waivers spectacular. so i was inspired by reading that article on isobel clones, was it? Probably no one will be as amused by obsessiveness and silliness as i am, but i ws wondering. if anyone out there singly or all together has any different photos of isobel in various modes of garb, or info on her fashion. i would make a page of her vicariously gathered fashion do's so that aspiring clones can be guided by the master. i think it would be funny. Not useful, mind you, just vapid. but if anyone has any words or fotos or tips for this, i'd be forever grateful. Kiss kiss luvvy. Eventually i should have a page of fotos when i gather them and receive them. "it's just some escapist literature" Delta of Venus is indeed a very naughty book. i happened upon it in the bookstore the other day when i was busy buying my radical feminist quota text. i picked it up, cos i was (naturally) curious about what kind of "kinky Love" would turn isobel on. BLAAAUGH!!! that's some nasty stuff i have to admit. there was only one story i saw that seemed to have girl action in it, and it was a threesome. not very palatable. i guess i'm not liberated, but it didn't really interest me......ayyyyy. DIDNT want to read about how to squeeze some guy's 'balls". but whatever floats your boat....methinks our genteel waver not so genteel after all!! i've been reading a couple stories here and there about girls catholic boarding schools. i never knew girls in pinafores could be so sexy. this is revelatory. now i'm bitter that i wasnt' sent to a stuffy British girls school where i had to wear woolen socks and answer to Headmistresses adn say grace before i ate. my childhood sucked....... http://www.members.tripod.com/rebelstrange The boat that brings us here will crack beneath your weight. This is territory you cannot invade. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "nambling pambling rice pudding & crochet holiday camp +-+ +-+ gangwanking whimsy-thon" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+