Yo. TIME-MANAGEMENT SKILLZ I was 5 and a half hours late for work today; I shit you not. I work just outside London, and I awoke in Haslingden, Lancashire at 8 o clock. The reason for my predicament is twofold, dear readers. I can put it down to clumsiness and drink. I drove up on Saturday to see my friends, parked up about half-five and went for a pint. When I went to get the car and drive us all home at 6:20, the buggers had locked the car park. I made a few frantic calls next day, only to be told the car park would not be opened until Monday morning; the geezer with the keys was, and I quote, "In Morecombe". Try telling your boss that you're nearly a day late for work because some bloke is in Morecombe. It doesn't go down too well. B&S CONTENT My mate Nicola plays in a band called Empress, and they played up in Glasgow the other day, and apparantly our Stuart went to see them! But only stayed for about 3 minutes. According to Nicola, "I think he turned up at the wrong club." I thought he was meant to stay in his bedroom all the time anyway. I feel cheated. As should he, he missed a treat by leaving. BRITISH TELLY I love telly. I especially love The Royle Family and identify very strongly with Anthony. I also like Hollyoaks and that Hip-Hop programme. Doesn't Vanilla Ice look funny these days? One time. That new show with Denise Van Outen is the biggest shower of shite I have ever seen on telly. POP MUSIC The band that I play in are supporting Mogwai in Manchester on 19 October, so a big shout out to any Manc Listees in the area, hope to see youse there. You'll love it. Massive love and respect, Will x ===== Visit The Remote Viewer homepage http://www.members.tripod.com/remoteviewer/ ____________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+