(Previously, on Belle and Sebastian on the Weakest link...) <Anne> Time's up, it's time to reveal who YOU think is the WEAKEST LINK! <Orchestra> DUM DUM DUM DUM... DUM DUM <Stuart> Isobel <Stevie> Chris <Richard> Chris <Chris> Richard <Bob> Richard <Isobel> Chris <Orchestra> DUM! <Anne> Bob <Bob> Yes Anne. <Anne> So which world-touring band are you in? Supertramp? <Bob> haha. <Anne> Why Richard? Is it because he can afford a haircut and you can't? <Bob> I just remembered that he got a question wrong earlier on that's all. <Anne> Right.. Stuart! <Stuart> Yes Anne. <Anne> Why Isobel? <Stuart> Because she's with a guy who takes the price for everything I ever showed her!! <Anne> mmm.. ok. Isobel! Why Chris? <Isobel> Chris made me eat all his beans and I farted for 3 straight days! And that's A LOT of farting. <Anne> Well one second of it would have been a lot! Richard, so did Chris make you fart as well? <Richard> No Anne <Richard> Although I think Chris is just a pale imitation of Johnny Marr. <Anne> Well Chris, statistically you weren't the weakest link in that round - but they think that you came from Idiot Country, and it's the votes that count so you ARE the weakest link GOODBYE! * Chris does the walk of shame (..Inside interview room) <Chris> Grr I can't believe the amount tactical voting Richard was doing, yet he kept GETTING AWAY WITH IT! The LUCKY BAG, I hope one of them will GET THE MESSAGE next round, and vote him out. (..Back to studio) <Anne> On to round five team, and so far you have banked the disappointing £220 out of the possible £4000, we're going to take another 10 seconds off the clock and we'll start with the strongest link from the last round, and that's Bob. Let's PLAY.. THEWEAKESTLINK! <Orchestra> DUM DUM DUM DUM... <Anne> Start the clock <Orchestra> DUM DUM! <Anne> Bob, in football, the football club Linfield FC is a football club of which Northern Irish city? <Bob> Belfast! <Anne> Correct! Isobel, according to a song by Queen what kind of girls make the world go round? <Isobel> A girl like me! <Anne> The correct answer is "Fat Bottomed Girls" but I'll accept that as the answer, Stuart, what are the answers to the clues to the treasure hunt? <Stuart> Not telling ya. <Anne> No that isn't the correct answer. Stevie, in the Shakespearian play Romeo And Juliet, Romeo was from the family of Montague, from which family was his lover, Juliet? <Stevie> I know! His lover lies south in the cityyyy! <Anne> No, the correct answer is Capulet. Richard, Siamese, Persian and Manx are all breeds of what animal? <Richard> cats! <Anne> Correct! Bob, St. Anne's cathedral is situated on Donegall Street of which city? <Bob> Belfast! <Anne> Correct! Isobel.. <Isobel> Bank! <Orchestra> DUM... DUM... DUM DUM! <Anne> Time's up, team in that round you have managed to bank the ABYSMAL £50 out of the possible £1000. Which one of you thought that there were 6 members in 5ive? Who is too dense for So Solid Crew? It's time for you to VOTE OFF, the WEAKEST LINK! <Jon Briggs> In that round, Bob was once again the strongest link, and Stuart was the weakest link for the first time, will this be reflected in the votes? <Anne> Time's up, it's time to reveal who YOU think is the WEAKEST LINK! <Orchestra> DUM DUM DUM DUM... DUM DUM --- (..to be continued) Ken _________________________________________________________________ Chat with friends online, try MSN Messenger: http://messenger.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+