(Previously, on Belle and Sebastian on the Weakest link...) <Anne> Time's up... it's time to reveal who you think is the WEAKEST LINK! <Orchestra> DUM DUM DUM DUM... DUM DUM! --- <Stuart> Isobel <Stevie> Peacock <Mick> Peacock <Sarah> Peacock <Richard> Peacock <Chris> Peacock <Bob> Peacock <Isobel> Peacock <Peacock> Cunts <Anne> Stevie, have you ever been to church? <Stevie> No I spend too much time at the playground. <Anne> No time for going to a hair-stylist's then? <Stevie> I go to the same one as you Anne. <Anne> I doubt that.. <Anne> So stuart <Stuart> Yes Anne <Anne> Why Isobel? <Stuart> She won't send me, anymore! <Anne> Riiight... <Anne> Isobel, can you spell the word "Beyond" for me? <Isobel> B.. E.. *isobel catches breath <Isobel> Y.. <Anne> DOES THAT BEGIN WITH AN "H" ISOBEL? <Isobel> ..no Anne. <Anne> Why peacock? <Isobel> He got all of his answers wrong I believe. <Anne> And you got all of yours right did you? <Isobel> Well I can't vote for myself can I? <Anne> Well, statistically, Isobel you were the weakest link but Peacock, it seems that everyone wanted to get rid of you, and it's the votes that count so you ARE the weakest link GOODBYE. *Peacock does the walk of shame, with two fingers stuck up in the air (..Inside interview room) <Peacock> Buncha cheatin' cunts, when I get my hands on those fuckin' retards I'm gonna ##censored## them up the ##censored## with my ##censored##. (..Back to studio) <Anne> Round two, you have so far managed to bank £50 in your kitty, we're now going to take 10 seconds off the clock, I'll start with the strongest link from the last round, and that's Bob. Let's play... THEWEAKESTLINK! <Orchestra> DUM DUM DUM DUM... <Anne> start the clock. <Orchestra> DUM DUM! <Anne> Bob, the Naval Cruiser launched on St. Patrick's Day in March 1938 that served in the second World War, but is now a part of the Imperial War Museum on the River Thames is named HMS what? <Bob> Belfast! <Anne> Correct! Isobel, what is the family name of Napoleon? <Isobel> Smith! <Anne> No the correct answer's Bonaparte. Stuart, what are the answers to the clues to the treasure hunt? <Stuart> Not telling ya. <Anne> No, that isn't the correct answer. Stevie, in Mathematics what is the term used to describe the greatest natural number that can exactly divide two or more given numbers? <Stevie> Chickfactor? <Anne> No, the answer is Highest Common Factor, Mick, the slang term used to describe someone sticking out his tongue and blowing out a sound is known as blowing a what? <Mick> Trumpet! <Anne> er.. Raspberry! Sarah, on the Equator, the sun rises from exactly which direction? <Sarah> Behind my shoulder! <Anne> Eaaast! Richard.. <Richard> Bank! <Anne> What word in the dictionary can mean either "to compress" or "one's romantic partner" and uses both of the two highest valued letters in the game of Scrabble? <Richard> Squeeze! <Anne> Correct! Chris, in computing, portable, platform-independent component models written in the Java programming language are sometimes known as Java-what? <Chris> Beans! <Anne> Correct! Bob.. <Bob> Bank! <Anne> What is the ... <Orchestra> DUM... DUM... DUM DUM <Anne> That was the end of round two, after getting rid of who was allegedly the weakest link, you STILL ONLY managed to bank £50 pounds, who is one syllable short of a pretentious wank post-rock band title? who has got more bum than brain? It's time to VOTE OFF, the WEAKEST LINK! <Jon Briggs> Bob is once again the strongest link and Isobel is again the weakest link, but will she survive the voting for the second time? <Anne> Time's up, it's time to reveal who YOU think is the WEAKEST LINK! <Orchestra> DUM DUM DUM DUM... DUM DUM! --- (to be continued...) Ken _________________________________________________________________ Chat with friends online, try MSN Messenger: http://messenger.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+