hello... ...i know its only a couple of days since i last inflicted myself on you but i'm too ill to go out and i have nothing to do....can i just gibber inane rubbish to you for a little bit?....oooh good...youre too kind....... ...Mrs Flu has been sitting on my head for the last couple of days so i'm feeling horrible...in a perverse way i do enjoy being sick...especially on a weekday...it hasnt got the added pleasure of knowing you ware skipping double maths anymore but its still quite nice...i wrapped myself up in an industrial sized duvet yesterday, armed myself with tissues,cough sweets,water and the remote control...i think i may have developed bedsores...its amazing the mindless guff you end up watching when your off sick as well...but the things you learn!....many invaluable lessons of life are learnt through the power of richard and judy,montel williams and crap lunchtime gameshows ( which are always presented by smug irishmen for unknown reasons )...and i'd forgotten how intensley annoying kids tv presenters can be....so moronically chirpy it makes you worse...but i know the truth....i was once on a timmy mallet gameshow.... ...i also had the strange phenomonen that is 'terrifying ill dreams'....maybe its not a phenomenen at all but i always find that when i'm suffering from illness i always have really weird and very scary nightmares...i always have this paticular one where i'm falling down a big multicoloured slide and theres this voice counting down from 100 and i know that when it reaches 1 that something awful is going to happen...its scarier than it sounds...i woke up last night after having this one and flounderd everywhere like a clumsfy oaf, knocking over water,setting my alarm clock off and banging my head on the wardrobe...twas not a pleasant nights sleep... ....i have been neglecting b+s lately...not purposfully but its nice just to forget them for a while...then a couple of months later 'tigermilk' will wink at me in a cheeky way from the cd rack and i'll think "wow! i havent listen to b+s in aaaggeess"...hence i'll fall in love all over again and listen to everything until i'm singing 'fox in the snow' in the bath..... ...argh...i have to go back to college on monday and face the impending disaster that is a levels....only five months left before i'm thrown out into the big scary world on my backside...thats a worrying thought...i may just pack up everything in a small hankerchief and look for truth,justice and the american way...like a dick whittington/clark kent mutant dosser...or i might just work in an office....what a depressing thought....am i rambling...ok.... ta ta! __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Photos - Share your holiday photos online! http://photos.yahoo.com/ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+