I was, like, gonna post. and, right, I have. I was gonna. but I had none of the inspiration. so I wasn't. but I have. and there's still none of the inspiration. but I did it. yeah. it's just been kinda slow of late. and it's just that I liked ian's post. and I thought I'd pick up some of the ones he used. but without copying him. I hope. d. as always: please forgive the inconsistent tensing. it isn't so annoying. sometimes you won't even notice. I promise. INVINCIBLE/HEY MATTHEW [with thinking: that could be cheeky][naw. but only if you thought about it too much.] ian said of a song:
"ABC easy as 1, 2, 3 .....that's how easy love can be"
that turned out to be the most vicious of lies. later on, that man cut his nose off to spite his face. in his elder years he asked me "what about elephants?". i didn't answer. i know nothing of elephants.
ABC. I rediscovered my old NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL MUSIC tapes recently. yep. I was on a train on wednesday. it was probably wednesday. and in the morning and busy. and lucky to get a seat. and unlucky for it to be beside the people it was beside. ladies talking about a 'girl' they work with who has thrown away opportunities. chances. there was a LOT of talk. it really sounded like these women were concerned. rather than just bloody gossipping. sounded. and ONE OF THEM. yeah. she says that this 'girl'. they said 'silly girl' so many times. well. she's 'biting off her nose to spite her face'. I was pretending to sleep. I gave up pretending after I erupted in mirth at her wonderfully illustrative simile. well. it's similar. and you'd use 'like'. [even if you didn't]. but. I mean: if you were to cut off your nose to spite your face. well. if something were LIKE that. that's an EXTREME measure. BUT WOW. if you were to BITE it off. blimey. that girl. I dono. she musta been a bit. and the woman that said it. she musta been a bit. confused. like. she was cutting off the hand that feeds her. anyhow. the other women kept going and didn't notice. and one where a guy said of his beaten up bike. like. to express that he still found it useful. 'y'know, it gets you from here to B'. I like it when things get mixed up. I'm sure someone probably got a bit overly...yeah...and said that something would get you 'from A to Z' as well. comprehensive. it sure sounds familiar. perhaps I've just thought it before. what! sorry. ANOTHER from the same as the other two. at home for the weekend. my dad was going out and told me. he was. going tiger hunting with his elephant and gun. there are worse things to have in your head. one that has a line 'running just as fast as we can...' I went to a nightclub last night. during the night. I don't go to nightclubs. but being home for the weekend. and seeing kids I knew from high school. they go to nightclubs. so. and one of the kids one of the kids I know knows. talked about a 'song' that goes on and on about 'sexy eyes' and how, once, mistakenly,, he sang it to a girl with a glass eye. lots of us pretended to laugh. lots and lots. pretended. ONE MORE ian said jim gilmer said:
Speaking of Talent-Free Zones; Tori Amos.....<snip> The same goes for Magnetic Fields.
ian said something in french which I guessed meant he didn't quite agree. yes. the magnetic fields couldn't be talent-free in my opinion. right. and jimi. I never really got around to trying to be interested in that. although I did almost rush out and buy an album when I heard of 'electric landlady'. but then my brother told me the real title of it and I realised that I don't really suit rushing anyway. so I didn't. either. let me continue. and add. perhaps not in a positive way. I never really liked your pink floyd or your led zeppelin. and I like them less that just not not liking them now. since a kid at my school professes being 'ALL ABOUT MUSIC' but only likes led zeppelin. and pink floyd. oh. and cream. there are others that I never really could see the fuss about [I typed 'fudd' there initially. F. cuh.] but, perhaps, in time. or perhaps not. if the things I wrote were all well laid out and, like, were constructed the best they could be. maybe it would be less fun. and I'd hate it if I used all that punctuation 'properly'. look- AT LAST I was trying to figure out why mandee wright hasn't gotten any crushvotes yet. I gave up; a waste of time: there's no reasonable explanation. I'd rectify it myself if I could. if I were able to. if I had the power. some people will realise I should imagine.:;,they always do. I can't think of anything else to write. or to not. oh. I think a bunch of us should get together and get a book of scots colloquial-speak together for the pinefox. or go to the cinema. no. we needn't choose. we can do both. 'though. cinema this week. perhaps. 'member an' bring yer jeely-jaurs. anything else? oh. and. KIRSTEN MARIE KENYON. yeah. I see the A-team, richard. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Everything you'll ever need on one web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts http://uk.my.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+