Dear List, I feel like I've been away from this list for ages,Mrs.Murdoch,I can sympathise with your frustrations with hotmail. I wrote this big thing about the Brit Awards..but that would just be boring old news now,right!? Anyways...I was very excited when i watched,i jumped up and down and i find myself attracted to The One That Didn't Speak,i like his strangely alluring face and sensual eyebrows...but belle and sebastian and that big hand moving around at the door was the best bits (oh and that blondie from boyzone, "When the going gets tough!" complete with masculine punches in the air..to die for!) but i'd never even heard of most of those bands. So what's all this about news members and old members...I'm an "oldie",since I've been on this list I've fathered 10 children, TAKE THAT Slick Willy. I've never felt uncool with the young uns, *raspy cough* heh heh heh! what's this, a Stuart David poster and i haven't been informed?! one day,i WILL meet stuart david and when i say "stuart" it will echo in the winds and his hair will flutter and be wind-blown and that is how it will feel like when doves cry. i don't want to talk about belle and sebastian, stuart murdoch is a boring old biddy! i want to talk about more important things--- like prom! (i'm just kidding about the old biddy bit,i love stuart murdoch,if he was a girl he would be my sweet bernadette)i got my prom dress,i'm so excited..it's a corset/ball gown old-style heaving bosom type of dress, mothers are so curious..all they want to know about is who the date will be. Don't they realise that boys are just fashion accessories? how come so much stuff is happening right now!? what's this chalet buisness! double-beds! i want to go and steal tag's y-fronts and put them in the freezer--- imagine his embarrasement when he can't find his underwear! and then i'll draw toothpaste moustaches on honey when he's asleep...he'll be totally humiliated when he wakes up! which brings me to some serious advice i need..exactly how is the cheapest way to fly? (to england or scotland) do you go onto those travel cuts places on the internet or do you call up air canada? just a ticket mind,no fancy package deals or accomodation (i can sleep in the elevator)is it the earlier you call the cheaper you go or do have to fly with the cargo or something? i've just found out that planting trees in northern quebec and staying in shantys with hairy lumberjacks will bring me lots of money,but untill then..cheapness is the way. i'm going to montreal this thursday,do any montrealers know of some good shoe shops (i need to buy prom shoes) mail me please,i know prom is lots of fun,but we can't help it if people want to talk MUSIC instead,sheesh. bye bye sweets, xxxxxxx genevieve "Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining,bitch." Stuart Murdoch Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+