Maker's Mark Kolmar wrote:
It's like this: Where do couples meet? Overall, though I enjoy savouring a stout or some fine liquor now and then, my distaste for bars is well documented. Having visited several bars in the past several weeks, I've yet to encounter an unaccompanied female. Quite unintentionally, my hobby has become trying to make conversation with apparently unaccompanied females, to wait until their boyfriend joins us, and then to attempt to adjust to the change in the situation.<
Stupid suggestion #1 to adjust to the returning boyfriend, findout where they met. Keep conducting this survey at all bars where you approach women who are not actually alone and post the results (hopefully they will not say that they met in the bar) stupid suggestion#2 move to nyc and fall of your bike in central park on a sunny sunday afternoon and you will meet more women than you can possibly imagine (as long as you don't mind a skinned knee) stupid suggestion #3 send me a bottle of Maker's Mark and I will fix you up none of these are guaranteed to work (except for #3 which has an excellent chance) wishing I was in Kentucky or at least having a maker's mark ... mmmmm John +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "nambling pambling rice pudding & crochet holiday camp +-+ +-+ gangwanking whimsy-thon" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+