Hello lovelies. How are all of you doing? Me, Myself, and I are all doing well today. I have had some time off from work lately. It's funny, I always desire a holiday and now that I have one, I would rather be working. I am actually at work right now. my computer resides here so I stop by every couple of days to catch up on things. As I sit here, the answerphone beeps indicating that there is a message. I feel tempted to go and press PLAY, so as to prevent the future beeping of that infernal machine. DAMN THAT BOY AND HIS INFERNAL MACHINE!!!! what book is that from? huck finn? i don't suppose he is of relation to neil and tim finn? at any rate. Over the course of the past few days we have had some lovely weather in scenic chicagoish. Unforutunately, geography prevented me from meeting up with the dashingly handsome Kevin Clair. Sort of ironic that he returned to chicagoish from Minnesota...tomorrow i am leaving chicagoish for Minnesota. things that make you go hmmm? Minnesota should be fun. I am driving there tomorrow, by myself. My Gram is tre worried about this. She said that I should not drive there alone. I pointed out to her that I had ventured off to Europe alone, to which she replied "you're probably safer there." hee hee. i love my gram, she is always worried about me. I s'pose that is her job. When I was little, I had this very weird notion. My grandparents, as some of you may know, raised me. I remember I would always ask them to adopt me and they would always evade the proposition. Now I know this was because they would never want to hurt my father like that. Anyway, last mother's day i was talking to gram and i explained that, when i was young, i always thought that when I was made, someone messed up somewhere and i got placed in the wrong tummy. very juvenile i realise, but that is what i honestly thought. i s'pose i still do think that in a way. dirty vicar is officially the most amazing person on sinister! (i realise that that was a complete change in subject. the aforementioned segue in no way implies that dirty vicar had anything to do with whose tummy i was placed in). so i was all disappointed because, yet again, my not living in Dublin has caused me to miss something that i would SO not want to miss. previously these have included the brown thomas show, any film premier in dublin, and the irish music awards. not to mention the fact that i am an ocean away from the epicentre of principle management. anyway, gavin friday (the man himself...professional friend of Bono :o) was doing a guest DJ spot. Funny, when I read that, I was thinking DJing at a club, not a radio show. once again, i put the duh- in dublin. so i sent DV a lil note mentioning my frustration. I get a note back from him stating that he had recorded the show for me!!!!!! yay!!!!!!!!!! i was so happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dirty vicar is so bad ass, now it is official! let me not forget to give props to the rest of my lovely sinister massive (in alphabetical order) Alex...who I have to write a song about Eoin.....whose name I know how to pronounce Jay with an E.....who keeps playing lyrical ping pong with me Ken Chu....our very own XXX and Laura Llew...my digestive soul mate i do love sinister so. perhaps we should all pool our money (of which i have none, sorry) and build a sinister compound. the sign would clearly read SINISTER COMPOUND so people would be afraid, not realising that inside we would do little more than listen to music, read alound, and generally be acting twee. of course we would have the occasional picnic and bowling tournament as those things seem to follow ken chu wherever he goes. in other news: a girl friend of mine called me yesterday chanting raves of a new book of hers. it is titled something along the lines of HOW TO PLEASE A MAN EVERY TIME or some such thing. she was singing the praises of this book, reading "a few passages" to me (personally, i think she read the whole bloody thing). this stuff isn't rocket science, honestly. i think that there are things one need not be so clinical about, just sort of go with the moment. i dunno, maybe it's me, but as i was listening to suggestions on where to put ice cubes (in places that, for me anyway, ice cubes just should not go) and different techiniques for varying activities involving licking, i was thinking "what the fuck are you on about?" of course, i would have no first hand knowledge of such topics, my non-catholic friends have told me stories though. no sir, my first kiss will be at the altar. weird. the thing i find stranger is that someone would drop 30 quid on that book. so here we are. it is a bit overcast now...grr... i think i shall head out for a run. oh, who am i kidding. i say that i am going to head out for a run. i may even go so far as to actually intend to go out for a run. what will, more than likely happen is that i'll get in my car, get swept up in whatever cd is in play at the time, dream of getting a frosty from wendy's and walk around the park eating said frosty. ah well...best laid plans and all. ~lemon __________________________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? 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