Ladies and Gentlemen, In a mere 65 odd hours from this time, the Great American Sporting Event known as the SUPER BOWL will take place in Tampa Bay, Florida. It is not your average Super Bowl, however, for the BALTIMORE RAVENS are to be playing against the lame-ass new york giants (all lowercase, mind you). The Great Metropolis of the World against the city that ranks first only in cases of HIV, STDs, number of heroin addicts and murder rate. Yes, we as a community are quite despicable, but the BALTIMORE RAVENS will help us rise above that and plant a foot firmly up the arse of everything NYC stands for, namely, class, money and culture. It will be a titanic struggle for supremecy, and I urge everyone, everywhere to tune and watch it (even if its just for the commercials). It shall be sweet, and New Yorkers...you have been warned. I've been keeping my distance from a certain girl for whom I pined away quite visibly for (but who decided she'd rather be alone) and I have started to get my mojo working again. I don't feel all shitty or want to get drunk everytime I think of her now, and I was quite happy that I could finally say to her everything that I had been planning for months. Then, I saw a picture of her on a friend's wall tonight and all those urges to make hot, sloppy, passionate, toe-curling, back-scratching, love to her on the beach at dawn came back tenfold. Its basically been reduced to a physical attraction, but Ye Gads! it is enough to move the mountains. She more or less said she feels the exact same way (physical attraction, not much else there) so I'm hoping one night when we've had a little too much to drink and are left to our own devices........ I've decided to pimp it up this SUPER BOWL SUNDAY, but worse come to worse, I've got a nice little bottle of Southern Comfort to soothe the wounds of being ignored. We'll see what happens... I think I've had a little too much to drink...oh yeah, I turned 21 last Saturday so thats pretty much been the case this whole week. God bless Italians with beautiful breasts... Droppin' bombs on your moms... Steve C. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+