Hello, Last night I was at the worst party in the whole wide world. I went as a vampire, and I wasn't really looking forward to it because I knew that over the course of the party everyone would get gradually drunk and I would be left as the only sober one in the whole house by the end, which is never fun. No such luck. Everyone was drunk before I arrived, so I started off as the only sober one in the house. And everyone had on dance music really loud, and I don't like loudness, or dance music, or dancing, so that was bad too. And the fact that everyone was just jumping up and down screaming the f word over and over again for no apparent reason other than the fact that it made them feel big and clever. And I'd brought my dog on wheels CD. So when no one was looking, I switched the CD, everyone being too drunk to notice me. But when the cd came on, everyone just kind of stopped dancing and looked round at me, and then started screaming all at once to "get that shite off". And then a girl came up to me and punched me in the mouth, and I fell over and hit my head of the back of the chair. Then she threw my CD down, and the state I am in won't play properly now. So I retreated into a corner with a wee bowl of monkey nuts and hid for the rest of the night playing tigermilk in my head. For 4 hours. So I didn't have a very good halloween. On a nice note though, my mum's ordered me the looper album and a tigermilk poster. I'm paying for most of it, but she said she'd half me with it because of me looking after all these children when I van I was in broke down. She doesn't know that I met a naked boy who sort of made it worthwhile. Love Jen +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+