Dear gang, There was a really shite film on telly last night called "Lightning Jack". It had crocodile dundee in it and haha Keith and Peter's favourite singer, Roger Daltry from the 70s WHO. Roger Daltry from the 70s WHO was a tough cowboy and spoke in a really terrible American accent. It was embarrassing to watch. I was embarrassed firstly for Roger Daltry from the 70s WHO, then for Keith, then for Peter in turn. Mind you it probably wasn't as bad as Bowie in Twin Peaks. That's very interesting, isn't it? Talking of being embarrassed, a few weeks ago former Belle and Sebastian member (and Jon Voight's brother) Chip Taylor was on telly. It was a program called "Songwriters circle" where three songwriters sing their songs in turn, going round in a circle of direction. Chip was blabbing on about his gambling problems again, but luckily he didn't play "My mum was a pisser". Or "Back in 98, before the cloning". Deary me. The other singers where Nick Lowe, who was really good and Jimmy Web, who wrote one of the greatest songs ever, "Wichita Lineman". Unfortunately Chip chose to sing it, and totally fucking butchered it. Poor Chip. What a pisser. I was just thinking, while honey is at updating the photos pages perhaps we could have a new section called "people having a wank". Fluffy Sarah has got a picture of me having a wank, that could be the first one in it. Don't worry, hoho, I've, I've, I've not got the cock and balls out or anything, I'm using the machine. Did I tell you that the remote wanking machine has a shift key and Num lock for the girls? Paul, thanks for sharing The Horse-Chestnut Flower story. It's amazing how much everybody seems to be getting into this wanking thread. Must be the sun or something. You know if you go to vet school that means you have to learn how to digitally manipulate a canine, which means wank off dogs. In fact, It really irks me how undiscussed wanking off dogs is. It's crazy how many of my pals have got dogs, but don't admit to wanking them off if they've been a good boy. Yours, Chris Leonard =================================== Visit the Stuart Murdoch Fan Page http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~calnd/stuart/stuart.htm Visit the Sleeka Sounds Corporation http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~calnd/sleeka/ ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+