Oh god, the perils of the modern office environment. I was walking back from the toilet with a well-thumbed copy of the DTI News, when I accidentally stumbled across an office party. I ended up drinking LOTS OF PINTS OF BEER and BALLOON MODELLING, and now i am QUITE DRUNK. I've had to meet lots of important people this afternoon and they keep looking at me funny. Ughhhhhh! One of my friends even threw me out of her office when I began to do an impression of a nude lady climbing out of a cake. It was a very good impression, too. Lord, what have I done?? I'm just going to hide in my office from now on and make a den from books and paperclips and become a HERMIT. So, anyway. Hullo, how are you? Marvellous. How's the old problem? Ah, that's grand. I was going to send you something. Hmmm, let me see. Look: http://www.belleandsebastian.com/diary.php http://www.belleandsebastian.com/store.php Lots of diary entries from Stuart on the B+S website, and new B!A!D!G!E!S! and other stuff. The letter to his brother's really great. I do enjoy reading his diary. I bet he knows how good a writer he is, though. I bet he sits writing his diary thinking, yeah, I RULE!! Like Ken does, I reckon. Uff, I was going to REPORT BACK, as well, but it seems like it's a bit too late by now. Save to say that B+S in Londonk were G*R*A*T*E*. I spoke to the Swedish man who tried to molest Struan and rolled up his trousers. His name was Simon. Me: Are you the man who tried to attack Stuart? Him: YES I AM!! Me: Oh, right. Him: I TRIED TO GRAB HIS COCK!! Me: Ah, but you failed, did you? Him: DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY TATTOOS? Me: Ah, hum. You know, I'd rather not, actually. Oh! Well! Is that a monkey? Him: THIS IS THE MOST PAINFUL PLACE TO GET A TATTOO! Me: Oh, is it really? I'd better be going, you know. Him: I GRABBED STUART'S NIPPLES! LIKE THIS!! Me: Ouch! Erf!! BYE!! I beat a hasty retreat. The rest of the weekend was fun, too. On Saturday my friends and I met an old man in a pub. His name was Bob Godden, but he said we could call him God. Hmm, I'm off for a bit of a lie down. Bye! Robin xxxxxxxxx _________________________________________________________________ It's fast, it's easy and it's free. Get MSN Messenger today! http://www.msn.co.uk/messenger +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+