a is for stuart's acoustic guitar b is for belles drinking in bars c is for chris geddes spinning in clubs driving a beat and boilin' kids' blood e is for elbows, nobbly and sharp f is for FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK carp g is for grandpa major, he don't dig the beat he sits there refusing to tap his feet i am getting rather bored of this alphabet game jaded and surly -- "this is pretty lame!" k is for kinky, like honey likes her lovin' lovin' buvin' guvin' suvin' muvin' dovin' my, this alphabet is certainly long n is for nevermind, i'm going to go get some lunch. END (thanks to Mrs. Edna Welthorpe for the idea...) - adam +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+