Hello I've decided to sit down (makes a change) and write something. Kenneth said::: "One of my friends is really uptight about all these things, he would hate a "townie" to guts even if that guy hasn't done anything wrong.. but I actually quite admire townies in a way that they can go to a really bad nightclub and has a good time, which surely shows great tolerance... but I don't like those who thinks that they have to wear Ben Sherman shirts to stay alive." Firstly, virtually all townies have done something wrong. They're abusive, obnoxious, impolite and too obsessed with themselves to be nice people. If i left that paragraph there, i'd get loads of replies saying im stereotyping. So, i will add that there are probably a few townies who are ok. I've just never met one. Secondly, i like bad nightclubs. Only when i'm drunk, mind. I'm just amused by bad dancing. Whenever i go out with friends, townies nearly always want to fight us because we do t o w n i e d a n c i n g. You should try it. Just pretend you're describing (with the use of your hands only) a big fish, a smaller fish, two cars colliding and then a small fish again. If you want a demonstration, you'll have to meet me. Oh, and Ben Sherman shirts. I've never had one cos they're not designed for me. They're designed for short, slightly overweight townies with very short legs. The *anti-me*, you could say! I was think yesterday (makes a chance (again)). I think that girls go on dates more than boys. And i think i know why. Firstly, girls are more attractive (sorry damo). But more importantly, there are more shy boys who'd never ask girls out on dates than vica versa. So, the boys who do have to confidence to ask girls out get loads of dates with loads of different girls. But, shy boys dont want to ask girls out. And because it is (traditionally custom) for boys to ask girls out on dates, these boys dont get many offers. The only way they do end up on dates is if they are really really deeply in love and dont feel any embarrassment or if they get asked out by girls. I cant remember the last time i heard about a girl asking a boy out on a date tho. Maybe it's because people around here are so repressed. Or maybe this is the standard formula for "girls+boys+dates". Anyway, my mind is back in my head so dont be affraid. Someone who shall remain anonymous said::: "I first fell in love with B+S when I read the story on the inside cover of Tigermilk. It was as if their happiness at finding each other was somehow my own, and even if their music had been terrible (which it is certainly not!) I would have loved them just for telling me their story." Have we got ANOTHER winner? If you're reading this, dear, email me. Also, people seem to have started using mIRC commands in their sinister post. /me thinks this is utterly pointless and hopes it will stop soon. <ENTER> Tweelyrics. That's me done for a while..... Chris_t_opher PS. Anyone know the broadcast date for the new Peel Session? Knowing my luck, i probably missed it. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+