speaking of arthurs seat ? Would who have thought Id get pleasure out of writing about it? WE decided upon it one day, our after work mission instead of going to co-op and agonising over dora spaghetti , we would do something constructive not destructive. Ug-lee ali our boss gave us some unwelcome advice before hand.Only it wasnt advice , it was boastful words cunningly disguised as advice. "i went up it three times on my bike" he said , boastfully. Shut up uglee ali. we all muttered under our breath before the adventure. WE met up with the most miserable guest in the world , in whose honour we were climbing the stupid thing. Being over excited , we wandered into a nearby slum, and feared for out lives. Then i bravely appraoched an old man and asked him the embarrassing question of how do you get up the mountain. He mumbled something about the other side which we chose to ignore and proceeded up posssibly the steepest mountain in the world. Anne decided to be the hike leader which amazed and astounded everyone, except the unpleasantest guest in the world, because anne is the laziest person youll ever meet. WE took many a wrong turn and we overtaken by young children and old ladies alike. Eventually (maybe 4 hours later) we reached the summit. WE clung to the triangulation station , mentioned earlier by young ian, for dear life , twas very windy up there. Then we ventured out to admire the view. Smoking was out of the question, it was much too cold and our lungs had completely collapsed. Even louise the perpetual smoker, decided against one. Next thing, wouldnt you know, ungrateful guest starts complaining lots about being cold. Tough shit, we wanted to say. WE're here now, it took almost five hours. shut up and look at the beautiful view. But her complaining increased in volume and pitch and we gave in to her petty demands. another half hour later , having found the simple way down, we were at the bottom, cherub cheeked from our first bit of exercise in years. WE were so tired that we punished the ungrateful guest with a surprise night in, and sprung the surpirse on her, subtly by dragging the duvets in to watch TV. No makeup was being put on our faces, it was TV night, regardless of whether it was miserable guests last night or not. My thesis is due is sooooooooo soon. Im so scared. is it possible to get 3 6,000 word chapters an introduction , conclusion and expensive binding done? oh it must be, or else these mouth ulcers are all for nothing. ________________________________________ Disclaimer : the information which is obtained through a quiet perusal of these emails should be absorbed by osmosis. Allow one to two years for the genius of each and every intentional spelling mistake and grammtical error to sink in for maximum effect. Recognising that Denise sometimes embellishes stories and leans towards outright lies is important for your own acumen of the holistic elements of the emails. Should your knee get itchy whilst you read emails from Denise, she is completely unresponsible unless of course, she happens to be tickling your knee. Then it is right and proper to stick something smaller than your elbow into her ear with the sole purpose to hurt her. That'll teach her. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ ++++++ ++++++ ++++++ August 27th Sinister Third Birthday Red Underwear Day ++++++ ++++++ ++++++ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+