You lot are in BIG trouble. When your father gets home there's going to be hell to pay. One more cartoon I've never heard of and you get a slap across the back of your thighs, because like Judi I come from the days before moving pictures, when all we had for entertainment was the suspension of innocent hammy hamsters in hot air balloons 40 feet above Snodding-Snodsberry. Ohhh, you take advantage of me when I'm crying in a cottage in Derbyshire with a modem phone lead in my hand and nowhere to plug it. Talking of Derbyshire, I just got a card and letter from His Esteemed (Didn't-He-Used-To-Post-To-The-List) PeterMillerness from - Derbyshire (1, Strawberry Lane), creeping-crawlying about why he didn't pay us a visit when he hit the north. If we'd known he was in Derbyshire (repetition) we'd have gone to see him, in Derbyshire. He gave me 4 excuses for not coming north, the best of which was: "4. I'm sure there was something else, but I'm buggered if I can remember". The accompanying postcard will appear on the WWW soon; sneak preview: "Have you had a check up, miss?" "No, doctor - I think he came from Spain!" There's much talk of Tag in the press, electronic Tagging and games of "Poo isn't Tag smelly". All I can add is that I came across this on the inside cover of Keith's favourite night-time dream, Stephen Pastel's Truckload of Trouble LP: "... and anyway we are far too outward looking for that sad Tag". Metti, Una Sera A Cena Honey xxxx ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net . Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa -----------------------------------------------------------------------