FUCK TWAT NOB PRICK CUNT BASTARD TOSSER DICK WANK There you go ian. Hi Sinisters, I am a bit offended that Ian never read my posts properly, I swore in capital letters, with three consecutive swear words in one of my last emails, and talked about naked ladies, but he never read them. So I put something on the very first line of this email maybe he'll read it this time. And 3 of those swearwords means willy and three other words are users or applications of a willy, whereas the remaining three words are possible recipients or possible result of one of the aforementioned applications of a willy. So Ian I hope you are happy. Being such an stupendous wordsmith, I've also managed to fit to the end of that top line the words "DICK WANK", which as you know is the acronym of the new B+S album "Dear Incredible Catastrophe Killing Waitress And Nob Kickage", as I was going to tell you my excitement of buying this album today, a week or so late, and also my excitement of purchasing the B+S DVD - "Fans Only" (FO for short pronounced "FUCK OFF") at the same time. Finally, I will have a use for the Playstation 2 that I have purchased, for it can be used to play DVDs, and I'm buying a DVD later. I am expecting the DVD to be fully interactive, and for it to include a PS2 compatible game that is in a similar style of "Grand Theft Auto" (GTA pronounced "Grab That Arse") involving Stuart Murdoch stealing Ford Granada Mark Is from the streets of Glasgow, and using it to pick up indie girls to a park for a quick romp in exchange for an original Tigermilk LP, then killing them afterwards so that he can get his LP back, which he will use to lure another girl into intercourse (otherwise he'd only ever get a maximum 500 shags). Anyway, a person who digresses I be. I am very looking forward to this DVD, with or without a PS2 game, and even if it is to be without a KARAOKE MODE. Mmm although B+S Karaoke that would kick ass. Ken ********************************************************************** This email is confidential and intended solely for the person or entity to whom it is addressed. If this email was not intended for you please notify the UCLH Mail Administrator at mail.administrator@uclh.org. This footnote confirms that the email and attachments contained no viruses when they left UCLH. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+