On Fri, 2004-09-17 at 11:31 +1000, David Hewitt wrote:
Dancing. I was in plaster for three months. "Ouch! That looks nasty, mate. How'd you get that?" "Er... Dancing." Not very cool.
David's story sounds more painful than mine, but having to explain my injury was pretty awful... We went to the Chippenham Folk Festival - basically just a weekend when there is some kind of music in all the (many) pubs in that town, but the organisers wanted to charge 60 quid to camp on a piece of common land which on any other day of the year is a public park/dog toilet. No fear, said we. So we sneaked into the site over a river bridge and camped on the fringe of the park. Problem was, the Folk Fascist organisers were actually guarding the toilet block, and asking for passes. So, we had resorted to creeping under the bridge to do our necessaries. On the first morning I rose blearily from my tent - everyone else had gone off to buy provisions. I wandered over to the river and under the bridge. It had become very slippery under there obviously! One moment I was standing up, the next lying face down wondering what to do now. My arm didn't so much hurt as feel very very odd, like it wasn't mine anymore. I had to use the injured limb to haul myself up from the ground - my one moment of endurance and bravery in 31 years! So, my embarrassing injury - I broke my arm slipping over in a puddle of pee at a folk festival. M. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+