First and foremost, I would like to apologize because I put every single listee on my Crush List on CrushLink. That means, yes, you TOO will get this fantabulous e-mail taunting you with the prospect of true love. You see, they also have this awful method of giving you more and more hints if you add more and more crushes to your CrushList; I, being extremely anxious to figure out who this elusive "crush" is, added names to kingdom come just trying to get a hint that didn't keep me up at night. Needless to say, I don't think anyone really has a crush on me, it's just bollocks. For some reason there are a certain set of conditions under which I do not sleep well. They are: 1. Brand new sheets. 2. Going to bed sans knickers 3. Having been in #sinister for 6 hours that day I had all three, sadly enough, kept tossing and turning worried someone was watching me sleep and might get a peek at my ass, and dreaming about watching the IRC channel scroll by. Here, let me BREAK IT DOWN: Yesterday, July 25, 2001: Number of hours spent in #sinister: 5.5 Number of times Boss caught me in #sinister: 1 Number of times I shifted around while wearing parachute pants just to hear "that noise" : 2 Number of VH1 "Behind the Music" specials viewed: None Number of times I missed Nickelodeons' 80's daytime programming: Too many to count Number of times I lusted after Ken Chu: Again, too many to count. Ounces of Diet Coke consumed: 60 Number of minutes consumed by considering buying "like, a radass stereosystem": 150 That's about all I did yesterday. Gurgles, Your Beloved Mandee +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+