Hello you sons of bitches, How are you? Can't be that well since I've just insulted all of you by suggesting that you are the offspring of female canines. And also half of you further by insinuating that you are in fact not girls, but boys! Take that. I just got stung by a wasp this morning. The cheeky fucker. In fairness it was in self defence because I was too sleepy eyed to see it this morning and stepped on it by accident - but what the fuck was it doing lurking on my kitchen floor? I tried to take my mind off the pain by occupying my thoughts with mental exercises, so I tried to think of every word in the English language that rhymed with "luck", and I could only think of "Fuck", so I shouted that out repeatedly, whilst curled up on the floor holding my left middle toe. I don't think it could have been very becoming. P.S. You'd be glad to know that during the stinging process, the pain had caused me to jump up and down, and the wasp died during the stampede. And so it probably didn't feel the pain when I cremated it on the gas cooker afterwards. (And chanted "The wasp, the wasp, the wasp is on fire. We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn, BURN MOTHERFUCKER, BURN!!!!") Boy, revenge is sweet. You sting me, I turn you into carbon. My toe still fucking hurts. Ken ********************************************************************** This email is confidential and intended solely for the person or entity to whom it is addressed. If this email was not intended for you please notify the UCLH Mail Administrator at mail.administrator@uclh.org. This footnote confirms that the email and attachments contained no viruses when they left UCLH. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+