Oh man! The Sinister Village would be a wonderful thing. In response to Velocity's call for someone to run the MenTAl hOsPitAl I would like to put myself forward. I'm feel I'm qualified because I deal with some quite disturbed people on a daily basis and my brother-in-law used to be a psychiatric nurse so he can show me how to deal with violent patients. Mine will a GRATE funny farm that will use no drugs or ECT, just soothing music, tea and cakes. A nice cup of tea and a cake won't solve everybody's problems but I reckon it could sort out 98%. If anybody wants to DJ the soothing music then send me a list of yer top ten soothing choons. There will also be a rehab ward for anyone who's spent too long at the pub or at the gym. Both types of case will be treated with kebabs. Peace, love and gay buses to you all Robster "More kebabs, Nurse!" ____________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+