I work in a university library, so you'd think that the customers I'd come across would be intelligent people able to find their own books with the minimum of effort. I remember not long ago (about February probably) when I was leaving the university library (after finding my own books I might add), I had to show
Greetings, <<<Libraries>>> Will Salt wrote: the books I'd borrowed to the security guard, who was an old fella. I was putting the books in my bag when some greasy long haired gimpy student came up to show his books looking thoroughly miserable. The old fella asked the student what's wrong to which the student muttered something about being stressed cos he had exams coming up and an essay to complete. The response the old fella gave was one of the finest I have ever heard, "Stress? you want to live in Mozambique son, that's fucking stress." Kind of put's everything in perspective really. I'm not a huge fan of librarians in general, aren't they supposed to be there to show people how to find books in the organised chaos called the indexing system they have create? Most of them seem to think they are doing us some massive favour by putting themselves out to tell us (grudgingly) where to find the sodding books. I may be wrong but don't these people know what to expect when they take the job? I can understand why somebody in a record shop would be pissed off because in general the stuff is easy to find and if it's not on the shelf, it's probably not in the store, but in a library it's not like that is it? <<Air>> Yes, I've noticed the Last Of The Summer Wine/Air thing as well. Cue images of an old fella rolling down some Yorkshire hillside in a bathtub or some such piece of household junk, and the pervy old one on the bike. Hilarious? I think not. <Content> I think 'Chickfactor' is (goes away for 5 minutes to listen to it) pretty decent. I actually quite like it although I prefer The Simple Things (which is playing right this very minute). Can anybody recommend a good site where I can get MP3s of 'Lord Anthony' and 'Rhoda'. I've tried Napster but it's as slow as a week in a university library and anyway I can't find 'Rhoda' on there. That's all folks! Dave david@belleandsebastian.freeserve.co.uk Visit www.belleandsebastian.freeserve.co.uk now... +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+