I am so new to this list, so I feel awful that my second post must be so smutty. But, I am beyond myself with frustration and really miss all of your smut talk so here's hoping that this begins a new round. A very nice friend brought me whiskey last night and within just a few minutes dropped his jeans in front of me. He proceeded to show off his workout shorts then dropped those. I nearly tripped rushing to my bathroom as he told me that he felt like wearing nothing but his undies that night. He followed me, with jeans back on and laughed it off, as I umm fixed my unbroken hair. All night I listened to his lewd and lascivious boasts as he located himself at my feet. At one point, I told him he was so bad for telling me all this and he said "I know I am" and then I said you have no idea how bad you are and he said with a raised hip and a wink, "I think I do." He is really kinda nice to look at and even better to laugh with but I got all nervous. I am too old for this and really felt silly thinking that I could have been so oblivious and yet not.... errrrr maybe its self conscious. He got tired eventually, due to the late hour or equal frustration that I dodged each advance. Maybe its just that I am incapable of playing the fool. Still, I dreamt of horses all night long. I don't even know why I am posting this here beyond the reason of wanting to herald the day of more smut! the girl left on the shelf -dawn +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+