Alex McFerguson asked us
To avoid such a terrible humiliation, here's an example of the kind of lurid filth I'd like to see more of...
Peter Miller has no willy.
You mean things like 'the Fat Slug sucks the one-eyed milkman'?. Or 'Bryan eats the peanuts off Phil Collins' jobbies'? That kind of stuff? A character from a Mario game said
will not be wearing a blue "McEwan's" kit in the first row at the Troc.
Good. A green and white Umbro one would be much cooler. I've got way too little work to do. Next high powered decision I have to make - Daft Punk or Sophie Zelmani? We'll make heaven a place on earth, Michael PS Up yours, Tintin +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+