Good evening Sinister, I'm watching Eurotrash. One last time before I leave the continent. There's a German talking about his sex piano. His name is Schroder, like the pianist on Peanuts. Did he have a sex piano? The new German chancellor is called Schroder, and my friend Anna. Perverts, the lot of them. Pumpkinny-wumpkinny wrote:
I have a much better penance idea. You would have to hibernate for the winter wearing only brushed cotton pyjamas, and with only marzipan and Tunnock's bars to eat. Any takers?
Oh go on then, you've twisted my arm.
No one could out-shag Serge, but I could think of a few people who might take up half of an LP. Coming second after Serge is nothing to sneeze at.
Err, what do you mean, a few people? Anyway that doesn't make sense. If you can't outshag Serge, how can you come second? I wrote:
Must go, Christina Ricci is calling.
And she was. Myself, the Dandy, Jackson Jeffrey Jackson had the first outing of the sinister sinema club, and we invited Emma and Julian too. It was "Buffalo 66", and we all liked it very much. It was original and it was romantic, although at least two of our party seemed quite upset when they cut one scene just as Christina was getting out of the bath. Later, we went to the toilet. Well, a bar that used to be a toilet. The DJ thought he was very soulful indeed. We just thought he was funny. He was singing along and doing the actions to Melba Moore and Betty Everett. It was like they were in the room. John wrote:
Go on, it in your mouth
...which was more than a little uncalled for. He also talked about Smile. You really should go. I won't be there, I'm afraid, but don't let that put you off. Because it's not a "real" indie club, they don't play Peter and the Test Tube Babies like Doctor Stride, despite the fact that John is "Punk as Fuck". John also said of Elisabeth:
Such a nice, kind girl. Very clean.
I hope not or I've wasted my air fare. Finally, Michael called me:
Alex McFerguson
How incredibly wide of the mark can one person be? Very, very foolish words. I'm seething in my Blue Moon boxer musical shorts. Finally, Megan's right. Whoever has been dissing Genevieve really does have all of us to answer to. Right, I'm off to Canada. See you in a week, unless I decide to stay there. Love, Tag xxx +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+