Are we still here ? Good, then let's do it... David Moore, Moore, Moore said, said, said:
Why no reports of last Friday's PoCaff shindig yet? Who won newly-turned thirty-something Stevie Trousers' UniversiTwee Challenge?
Take a bleedin' guess, mate. It was a fiasco wrapped up in a shambles inside a debacle. Here's the scenario - each team (except ONE) is issued with some kind of noise-making device for the purpose of shaking Trousse from his Paxmanic stupor and securing the right to answer just-issued question. Velocity Hopkins is placed *inches* away from the increasingly-haggard Pantaloonial face, with a sonic *cock* in his *mouth*. It's over before it starts. We may as well go home now, Clive. The Berry-Brooker-Williams-Gennet musical revue downstairs saves the evening with a jinglin' janglin' joyola. Old Harv even did the one about Noel Edmonds, disregarding all legal advice. May I be vexingly self-referential for a millisecond ? Thank you. Something scrawled in silver ink in the top right-hand corner of the fifth page of a loose-leaf pad left in the back of a cab in Naples informs me that this post brings up my Sinister Half-Century. 23 months at the crease: no Beefy slugfest this, more a solid, considered knock worthy, perhaps, of Chris 'Time Has Stopped' Tavare. Tedious, often dull, with few risks taken and scant regard given to the needs of the team. You'll all thank me for it when bad light stops play and we discover we've escaped with a credible draw. Thing is, I ain't going into no pavilion just yet, er, *mofo*. There's still grinding to be done. Wage a war of attrition against our corporate foe. I'm thinking Cliff Thorburn. I'm thinking Nigel Mansell. Drain the colour from their faces and sending them back from whence they came, to their flat-faced children and their birdseye-maple TV cabinets. And then set the wolves on them. Drop calling cards into the slots in their skulls: "I fucked with Sinister, so Sinister fucked with me". Ooh, I've gone all queer. Au revoir... StEAdymIkE. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Thousands of Stores. Millions of Products. All in one place. Yahoo! Shopping: http://shopping.yahoo.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+