Bonjour tout le monde! Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. Until this week I had never read any of Bill Bryson's marvellous oevres, which I am very sad about. Never mind, I've read a couple now. Laugh? I nearly swallowed my tongue... Yesterday I got home from college to find a pleasingly chunky envelope sitting on my doormat, addressed to me, yes, to ME! And it had my copies of Little Ink Movies and Ink Polaroids in it! They are truly lovely things, it has to be said. So I was happy then. Stuart David for immediate canonisation now! For he is a genius, oh yes he is. And he's got a "special multimedia box". Anyway, porn names: (with the teddy bear/road one): Attila Mando. Sounds more like a character from Star Trek than a porn person, but there you go; (with the pet/mother's maiden name one): Pip Tate. Not very successful either. Never mind, such is life. I don't think I'm cut out to be a porn star anyway... ByeBye, Liz. (edaplynr3n00297@kiadroch.kiad.ac.uk) ************************************************************* Love without hope,as when the young bird-catcher Swept off his tall hat to the Squire's own daughter, So let the imprisoned larks escape and fly Singing about her head, as she rode by. Robert Graves ************************************************************* ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------