Hello. Attempting to be general, here, as it's my first post and all. Two topics I wish to discuss: Catchphrase and kebabs. Catchphrase - Let's face it, it's gone downhill. Not only have they axed Roy Walker (that silver haired sex God) but nowadays, they have this complete knobhead with a broken leg presenting it and giving away kites as so called prizes. And as for Mr Chips, well, he's not really a pixel star any more, just the highlight of another dreary night in front of the box. This prick with the stookie on gives away the most pathetic catch 'phrases' and really just talk a load of cat-shit. Next up on the agenda is kebabs. I had a conversation with my good friend Cookie Brooks and we spoke of kebab meat. My mate Angie used to reckon the meat on the roasting spit was an elephants leg. But me and the Cookster agreed that the meat is not what is swept up off the abbatoir floor, but what is *left* after they've swept up various internal organs. And have you ever eaten a pie and found a small white tube (about 1cm in length and a few mm in diameter) in the filling? It's a cows/ sheep/ goats ear canal. I speak the truth. I am also launching a campaign against Is**el Ca***ell from a well known group. Leaflets will be distributed around the glasgow area with the Anti Pigeon McNuggets message and on the reverse, a luvverly picture of a donner kebab with Isobels face in the salad bit and the word EVIL in big nasty black lettering a the top. Anyway, I'm off now to maybe do something constructive rather than send shit mails (GAWD, my first one and all!) to the sinister peeps. Remember my name, for it is Toffeecrisp (aged 18 and on a bender) Pamela xxx ...................................................... I AM OBSESSED WITH BOTTLE GREEN MINI COOPERS. FEAR ME.. _______________________________________________________ Get 100% FREE Internet Access powered by Excite Visit http://freelane.excite.com/freeisp +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+