the subject line is a tribute to lucy from scotland - welcome :) i thought i'd fill the last hour before starting my new job by writing to sinister. although many minutes have been wasted deleting the mysterious emails and attachments that have mounted up in my inbox over the weekend - perhaps the virus you were talking of, ruvi? but it seems that both computer (virus) and body (anthrax) are safe for now. (note to johnjohn: maybe that girl thought your cutiepie was anthrax-tainted?) i was in more mortal danger last night, however, at bonfire celebrations in lewes. standing a few feet from a man chucking burning barrels into the river was a highlight. small pyromaniacs in slipknot hoodies throwing bangers at me was more of a lowlight. but the biggest danger came from the cider and doughnuts i think. on the way to lewes, another young slipknotter was saying 'penny for the guy, and i'll tear this fiver in half'. i didn't like to tell him that he wouldn't get far in any capitalist venture like that. later, matt reported more younger generation idiocy (no offence to the sinister under-20s club, who are without exception intelligent and lovely). a boy came into his shop asking for lazy line painter jane. 'you won't have heard of it' he said, disdainfully scanning the hip hop merchandise. 'we haven't got it' said matt. 'well, have you got the album it comes from' said the boy... now i don't ever look down on people for not knowing every fact about music they like, but if you're going to present yourself as an expert... maybe it's not a good omen for my new job that i spilt water on a library book and have been trying to dry the pages with a hairdryer, so now it's gone a bit crunchy... but it's better than the time i dropped villette by charlotte bronte in a rockpool in pembrokeshire. having just read my last few digests, i was happy to see my two favourite sinister boys posting on monday one after the other. from that you can work out who you are for yourselves.... :) how did i manage to score a job where i don't have to go in until one o clock? best get dressed now though i suppose. luv archel xxx *************************************** archel@iname.com For the best in new writing on the web, visit www.buzzwords.org.uk Contact us on buzzwords@bigfoot.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+