Sinistees, Just like Hannah Brown (except a very tiny bit taller, and more boy-like), I have been feeling rather bouncy in the past few day, no, not Ratha Bouncy the 36DD prostitute, but the feeling of wanting to bounce around. Maybe it's the time of the month. Or maybe it's just lack of sleep - this is a little known fact, but your brain produces a very minute amount of alcohol constantly, but (un)forutnately it also produces another chemical that neutralises it while you're awake. When you're asleep, however, the balancing chemical stops being produced and that's when you start to dream - you're getting mild intoxication from the alcohol being made. Incidentally that's also why you'd feel hungover when you wake up if you didn't have enough fluid inside you before you sleep the night before, even though you weren't drinking, and this is also why it is often difficult to remember what you were dreaming about when you wake up. When you haven't been sleeping for ages, the balancing chemical gets depleted of its supplies and you start getting more and more delusional, basically you're getting drunk. You either get more depressed, or more happy and your mind stops working rationally. This is when you start making up bullshit about how your brain produces alcohol all on its own - dream on! I should work for some medical research place, I can start a national scare and they will extend alcohol laws to makes it illegal for children under 18 to have less than 8 hours of sleep a day. I'm gonna drink some real alcohol tomorrow though! at Brighton! Yay, might drink some tonight too. Ooh I'm so hardcore. Go me! (ed: yes, ken, go, please, and don't come back until you sober up) OK. Drunkenness and Red Bulls Ken _________________________________________________________________ Join the worlds largest e-mail service with MSN Hotmail. http://www.hotmail.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+