Frankly Honey, you bore me. With your dreary dreary punk rock stories about pennyfathing-it twenty-one miles over the arctic tundra to pick up the latest import 78s from Uncle Dave Macon and his Fruit Jar Drinkers only to get home and find out they were a load of scratchy old bollocks. And I *know* you've got a stonk-on for me. Because you showed it to me in the toilets at the British Protector before the legendary Manchester Town Hall gig. Your mate Hugh was encouraging you, and Mark C was straining for a look through the neatly Black and Deckered glory hole. Your "I know the hairy bloke out of Dutch prog rockers Focus" stories are borderline disgusting. No wonder your only friend is Keith. I wonder if Stuart David will be "in character" for those upcoming Peacock Johnson in-stores? That might make it a bit more interesting. Start saving up just in case, Genevieve. We want Ooon! Peter +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+