HEADINGS ARE FOR PRETENTIOUS SHITS so you'd better bet I'm going to be using them virtually non-stop. By the way, out of boredom, I went to alt.masturbation.net to see what that newsgroup had to say. Oddly enough they wouldn't shut up about Belle and Sebastian. So i never figured out how to "steer the pink rowboat" as they say. Too bad. I had some friends over. We watched/listened to Belle and Sebastian and talked about them for an hour or so. Does that count as content? A NEW ALBUM FROM OUR POPSTERS DId anyone else remember hearing this? something about an album coming out in the fall or something. Perhaps it was an EP. I don't know. MICK COOKE IS HOTTER THAN THE SURFACE OF THE SUN And twice as sexy. with none of the pesky radiation. DId he actually mail the list again, or was it someone else named Mick Meanie? and if so, was he offering his opinon of the Amphetameanies or a review? Read the letter again to see what I mean. I STILL DON"T BELIEVE SISTER DISCO EXISTS THE CULT OF (CENSORED) If only my name was dirtier, i could have lots more people thinking i was a list celebrity and an icon for the youth. Has anyone mentioned that fellow from Dukes of Hazzard? You know, the mechanic named Cooter? * *i think that qualifies as rude Whoever mentioned "ghee", the buttery treat that's not nice to eat. Did you know that it's dumped on bodies at funerals, before they are cremated? I won't draw any comparisions to barbecues or cooking; i'm sure you've already made them in your heads. THE 70's WHO Was there an 80's WHO? I'm sure Keith could tell me. So could Sister Disco, if he were real. THE POGUES ROCK THE WORLD albeit in remarkably drunken fashion. Pah to twee, there's nothing like falling face down in your own vomitus while shrieking "Pogue Mafuckinghone!" Or so I'm told. Please excuse this post on account of the fact that there's two empty bottles of wine in my dustbin and a good bit of it in my stomach. I can barely feel my face. What's tjhe process for getting a good nickname? Trousers should know. Unless his mother named him that. If so, I feel sorry for the poor bastard. I bet he had a hell of a time in school as a boy. dave (moon man) +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+