Kieran Devaney pointed out that it is the season for end of year poles... and I couldn't agree more. With that in mind, I've compiled my own list. So, without further ado Ken's end of year poles top 5 (sponsored by Nokia phones and sms messaging) ==================================================================== 1. Andre Wadjza - famous filmmaker in the 1950s. (cay) 2. Marie Curie - discoverer of radium. (will) 3. Lek Walenska - fought for freedom for his country men and women (gavin) 4. The guy who invented pierogies (sarah) 5. The goal-post that stopped Bayern Munich's shot that would have prevented the dramatic last minute win by Manchester United during the Champions League final in 1999. Now the sarcasm is over I'd like the say that, despite loving Chicken Curry very much, I might stop eating it. 1) Half of the Chicken meat are fillers - did you know that? Half of the chicken meat you get in take-aways are actually water - they use some chemicals to glue the water droplets on the chicken to make it weight more. Surely it'd cost them less to just feed the Chicken more poo in the first place. 2) Two types of chicken curries - chicken jalfrazi and chicken tikka massala - I have already eaten before. 3) One time I ate this gorgeous chicken curry - from "Savera's" in Nottingham, some would even say it was flawless. No curry's compared with it ever since. Ok I fibbed, I don't think I'll ever stop eating curry, for I'm currrrrrry craaaaazy (a la a great tune by "Bad Dream Fancy Dress"). Hey do I fancy a take away? Yeah why not. Curries and Red Bulls Ken _________________________________________________________________ Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: http://mobile.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+