"She even told me that I was 'too perfect'." Well, there's the problem - too much perfection. I've been accused of such
The worst thing happened to me. Ok, so it wasn't THE worst since neither fire, rabbits, midgets, or leather was involved. But it wasn't the best thing either. Something terribly embarrassing happened to me yesterday in which 3 people witnessed. I was hoping that it would all be forgotten and no one would mention again. Well, of course it wasn't. Now, it was most humiliating so I won't go into details but just know that I"m not too easily embarrassed. Most likely because I'm so used to it - but this is horrid. Anyway, the 2 guys who saw it will not let up. Today, I saw one and quickly tried to leave the area before he saw me. Unfortunately, I was too late and he latched on my arm retelling all of the events in a loud manner so everyone could here. I walked quicker, mumbled 'that's nice - glad i could entertain. thanks. go away.' but he kept at it. I finally ditched him, sat down, and buried my face in my hands. That's when my mother came up to me laughing saying how the other guy had just told her the FUNNIEST thing about me. He said they had laughed at me for almost 2 hours and of course they're spreading the tale. ACK! I spent the next hour plotting my demise. There were no sharpened pencils or anything else with a point around so I was getting creative. Anyway, does anyone have any stories about embarrassing things that happened to them, where they thought they were going to die but it turned out ok? Please share them with me - I need hope and a good chuckle. As you can gather, I completely approve, condone, and partake in talking about one's personal life to the list - especially if you need some place to vent and be comforted. What else are we here for? I mean I heard this nasty little rumor once that it was to talk about b&s but isn't that what we end up listening to when these things happen to us? We're a community - perhaps a family (although a strange one with a mother named Honey with over a thousand illegitimate kiddies). We each have our own talents, gifts to the list, problems, and so forth. In college, I assigned each of my roommates & myself (6 total) a role like those of the abusive family - the abuser, the lost child, the hero, the scapegoat, etc. I got labelled the scapegoat since as one of my roommates said, "If there is something in the apartment broken, Laura did it." (She was a sweetie. She also told one guy, who was a friend of her boyfriend, who said he would like to go out with me even though he had just met me, "Guys like you don't date girls like Laura." I never had the courage to ask her what she meant). So, if any of you need a scapegoat feel free to blame me for your problems. I'll take complete responsibility for you failing that test, forgetting your mom's birthday, robbing the 7-11, napalming innocent children in Asia, or wearing white after Labor Day. Personally, I plan to inform the list if any of the following things happen to me: 1. I marry and change my last name. After all, it would effect how I sign my posts. 2. Become a superhero. Unless, I have to keep my identity a secret. Well I guess most superheros do - so scratch this one. 3. Have any illicit affairs with the president or any state officials. (However, I retain the right to cry to Barbara Walters and pose for magazines before sharing any details with the list.) 4. Publish all of my e-mails in book form. I'm thinking deluxe, leather-bound, limited edition. Maybe an audiotaped version where you get a famous actor to read it, like Michelle Pfeiffer, Sandra Bullock, or maybe even Isobel or Wynonna Ryder or Jewel or Rich Little doing an impression of Tattoo from Fantasy Island.... However, I absolutely refuse to tell the post if I die. Sorry, it just ain't going to happen..... Random Thought: Does anyone else completely love autumn? Mmmm there is nothing about it that I do not like. The trees changing color, the briskness of the air, the smells, the pies, the apple cider, Halloween approaching.... MMM, how could this not be your favorite season? Sorry, I just finished making a pumpkin pie from scratch and am revelling in the season. Its the first time I've attempted such a task and besides the fact that it looks like Charlie Brown's Great Pumpkin Patch has been relocated to our kitchen - it turned out well. Ok back on task.... Sincereness personified in the form of Dan Hooper said, things myself. ha ha ha. To me the whole knowing someone through letters before you actually know them has been romanticized through movies (Shop Around the Corner, You Got Mail) and songs (Impossible Things #2). Stories which make me sigh and get that warm fuzzy feeling like I've just drunk spoiled milk (did that one for you, dan Ü hehe) but never seem to apply to me. There are some people who I adore receiving e-mails from. They never fail to leave my face with a smile, my heart with a chuckle, and my spirit edified. I also think that a part of us is revealed in letters that otherwise others would be ignorant about. As John Donne said, "More than kisses, letters mingle souls." Well, I would like to thank you all again for all the wonderous posts that you write. They're so intriguing, alluring, _enigmatic_ if you will. Only once in my life have I responded to a list the way I've responded to this one, but I've forgotten when it was or even if it was in fact me that responded. I may not know much, but I know that the wind sings belle and sebastian's name endlessly, although with a slight lisp that makes it difficult to understand if I'm standing near an air conditioner... humiliatingly yours, Laura 'meeting all of your Laura Llew needs since 1977' ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+